Swag for Humans

The "My Dog Is An A**hole" Cross-Stitch Kit | Intermediate Counted StitchLet’s be real: your dog (or your friend or family member's) is chaotic, stubborn, and absolutely perfect. This isn't just a craft project—it's therapy with thread. Designed for the love/hate dog parent who adores their furry little menace, this counted cross-stitch kit lets you stitch your stress away (one annoying habit at a time). A hilarious nod to the struggle, and the perfect gift for anyone who knows exactly what it’s like.The Breakdown:• Counted Cross-Stitch Format: This is a grid-based counted kit, not a simple follow-the-picture project. Intermediate skill level means you’ll carefully align lettering and borders for that crisp, professional finish.• Premium DMC Threads: Comes with a full color list and high-quality cotton threads so your finished piece pops with crisp, fade-resistant detail.• Everything You Need: Includes pattern, step-by-step instructions, color guide, Aida fabric, a 6" wooden hoop to stitch in, and a DMC needle. Just slide it into your favorite 5x7" frame when done!• The Perfect Gift: A slightly rebellious, deeply relatable piece for dog owners who know the struggle is real. Great for birthdays, holidays, or "I survived another walk with this beast" celebrations.Grab your needle, pick a colorway that matches your dog’s chaos level, and stitch away those frustrations. Just remember: they’re still the best damn dog in the world.Image designed by LaBranche Designs, LLCcopyright LaBranche Designs, LLC

The "Hold My Drink" Bella Canvas TeeLet's be honest: priorities are simple. This isn't just a t-shirt; it's your social life in fabric form. Crafted on premium Bella Canvas with soft ring-spun cotton, it delivers that buttery-soft feel without sacrificing style.The Breakdown:• Bella Canvas Quality: Premium ring-spun cotton that’s incredibly soft, breathable, and built for everyday wear.• Flex-Tech Print: High-end soft textile flex print that looks sharp and won't crack or fade, wash after wash.• Retail Fit: A comfortable, slightly tailored cut that looks great on everyone without looking baggy.Grab your size and let the dog park know who's really in chargeSizes Available - XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL Measurements- XS - Body Width is 16 ½ " and length is 27" S - Body Width is 18 " and length is 28" M - Body Width is 20 " and length is 29" L - Body Width is 22 " and length is 30" XL - Body Width is 24 " and length is 31" 2XL - Body Width is 26 " and length is 32" 3XL - Body Width is 28 " and length is 33"

The "Easily Distracted By Dogs" Bella Canvas TeeLet’s be real: if you see a dog, your focus shifts. This isn't just a t-shirt; it's your official admission of guilt. Crafted on a premium Bella Canvas blank with soft ring-spun cotton, it delivers that buttery-soft feel without sacrificing style.The Breakdown:• Bella Canvas Quality: Premium ring-spun cotton that’s incredibly soft, breathable, and built for everyday wear.• Flex-Tech Print: High-end soft textile flex print that looks sharp and won't crack or fade, wash after wash.• Retail Fit: A comfortable, slightly tailored cut that looks great on everyone without looking baggy.Wear the truth. Stop for every pup, own it, and grab your size before they sell out at the dog parkSizes Available - XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XLMeasurements- XS - Body Width is 16 ½ " and length is 27" S - Body Width is 18 " and length is 28" M - Body Width is 20 " and length is 29" L - Body Width is 22 " and length is 30" XL - Body Width is 24 " and length is 31" 2XL - Body Width is 26 " and length is 32" 3XL - Body Width is 28 " and length is 33"

The "Cool Dog" Flex | Bella Canvas Tee Let the pup be the judge. This isn't just a t-shirt; it's your official certification of coolness, signed and stamped by your four-legged supervisor. Crafted on a premium Bella Canvas blank with soft ring-spun cotton, it delivers that buttery-soft feel without sacrificing style.The Breakdown: • Bella Canvas Quality: Premium ring-spun cotton that’s incredibly soft, breathable, and built for everyday wear. • Flex-Tech Print: High-end soft textile flex print that looks sharp and won't crack or fade, wash after wash. • Retail Fit: A comfortable, slightly tailored cut that looks great on everyone without looking baggy.You don't need to prove anything, but let's be honest: your dog is the ultimate authority. Wear it with pride and let them take credit for the style.Sizes Available - XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL Measurements- XS - Body Width is 16 ½ " and length is 27" S - Body Width is 18 " and length is 28" M - Body Width is 20 " and length is 29" L - Body Width is 22 " and length is 30" XL - Body Width is 24 " and length is 31" 2XL - Body Width is 26 " and length is 32" 3XL - Body Width is 28 " and length is 33"

The "Love & A Dog" Bella Canvas Tee Let's keep it simple: All you need is love and a dog. This isn't just a shirt; it's your daily uniform for the good life. Crafted from premium ring-spun cotton on a Bella Canvas blank, it delivers that soft-touch feel with a retail fit that actually flatters your frame. The Breakdown: • Bella Canvas Quality: Premium ring-spun cotton that’s soft, breathable, and built for all-day wear. • Flex-Tech Print: High-end soft textile flex print that looks sharp and won't crack or fade, wash after wash. • Statement Piece: Perfect for sparking conversations at the dog park or just flexing your pet-parent status to anyone who "gets it." Wear the truth. Love your pup. Grab yours and join the pack. Measurements- XS - Body Width is 16 ½ " and length is 27"S - Body Width is 18 " and length is 28"M - Body Width is 20 " and length is 29"L - Body Width is 22 " and length is 30"XL - Body Width is 24 " and length is 31"2XL - Body Width is 26 " and length is 32"3XL - Body Width is 28 " and length is 33"

The Signature Hoodie — Artist-Approved. Street-Ready. Skip the basic. This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s your daily statement piece, designed by top-tier artists and engineered for real life. Whether you’re chilling at home or out making moves, this piece bridges the gap between premium comfort and serious drip. The Breakdown: • Premium Fleece Blend: Cotton meets poly for that soft, structured feel. Features a buttery-soft fleece lining, an adjustable hood that actually stays put, and ribbed cuffs to lock in the warmth. • Engineered Fit: Years of pattern research went into this cut. It’s not boxy, it’s not skin-tight—it’s just right. Check the size chart to lock in your exact fit. • Mid-Season Weight: Heavy enough to keep you cozy, light enough to wear all day. The perfect weight for layering or flying solo. • Wear Your Values: Made in a certified safe, fair-wage facility (WRAP & Fair Labor approved). Look good. Feel good. Do good.